December 2011
30 posts
The song is called “Misty Mountains (Cold)” and was composed by Howard Shore, written by J.R.R. Tolkien, and is sung by Thorin and the dwarves in the film.
“Far Over the Misty Mountains Cold,
To Dungeons Deep and Caverns Old,
The Pines were Roaring on The Heights,
The Winds were Moaning in the Night,
The Fire was Red, it Flaming Spread,
The Trees Like Torches Blazed with Light.”
The Johnson family was thrilled when Brad opened his very own rodeo Corgi!
“This one time, me and my buddy Keith were gonna have a party, only we ran out of beer an’ didn’t have a lot of money an’ Keith figured hey, rubbin’ alcohol is pretty sim’lar to regular alcohol, right? So we bought like twenty bottles an’ Keith chugged his way through a couple before he read that…
THE POTATO GUN.
Ura skin is deathly pale—part heritage, part from bein’ underground all the time. It’s a bit startlin’ if all you’re used to is Caelondian skin, brown as dirt an’ just as tough, but it’s a pretty sight if the Ura in question ain’t tryin’ to kill you.
Funny thing about pale skin, though, is that…