on a scale of one to (500) days of summer how much do people completely misinterpret what you’re trying to say
romeo & juliet
The Great Gatsby
And we have a winner.
Jack, a two year old genetically modified freak of nature who didn’t have any kind of positive parental role model, managed to raise five little girls who’d gone through hell until they all became accomplished women…. and Booker couldn’t handle one baby.
Booker get your head in the game
Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
did you major in booty math
No, I studied Asstronomy